On randompokemon.com, generate one Pokemon for each of these answers.
1. This Pokémon will cook for you for the rest of your life:
2. This Pokemon hates you a lot:
You're just jelly 'cause Imma ninja.
3. You share your bed with this Pokémon:
4. This Pokémon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer:
*hugs it* :3
5. This Pokémon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic manner:
6. This Pokémon will join your team and stay in it forever:
7. This Pokemon will kill you slowly and painfully:
I don't even.
8. This Pokemon has a mother complex and will cling to you all the time:
9. This Pokemon would risk its life to save you from any danger:
10. This Pokemon secretly touches you in your sleep:
11. This Pokemon secretly wants to cuddle with you:
12. This Pokemon is a spy:
(I wish I could have Wartortle as a spy.)
13. This Pokemon wishes you were never born:
14. This Pokemon eats everything you make:
15. This Pokemon forgets you exist sometimes:
So that's why your eyes are closed.
16. This Pokemon wants your body.
I dun get it. ;-;
17. This Pokemon knows where you live.
Oh no. Here comes the reenactment of the first episode....
18. This Pokemon has made babies with you while you were sleeping.
19. This Pokemon is your long lost brother/sister.
Such a beautiful one at that!
20. This Pokemon dreams about you every night.
21. This Pokemon will marry you in the future:
22. This Pokemon is you in a different life.
Uhh, which one?
23. This Pokemon is your ex and he/she cries over you every day.
24. This Pokemon is your future child.
So beautiful ;-;
25. This Pokemon has a better singing voice than you, and they brag about it all the time.
26. This Pokemon has cut off one of your strands of hair and worshipped it for many years.
Doing research on brown hair, I see.
28. This Pokemon would catch a grenade for you.
This doesn't fit...
29. This Pokemon was your mom's ex boyfriend in college.
30. This Pokemon is that one idiot that trolled you about your art.
I hate question 31. No way.
32. This Pokemon bought you that Snuggie on your birthday.
Did you dig it?
33. This Pokemon wants to ruin your wedding.
34. This Pokemon wants to have your babies.
BURN BABY BURN!
35. This Pokemon writes love letters to you but can't afford stamps so you never get them.
36. This Pokemon stalks you on the internet.
37. This Pokemon talks about you behind your back.
Oh, real funny. T_T Scratch your back much?
38. This Pokemon works at the car dealership where you will get/ you got your first car.
39. This Pokemon wants to/ wanted to go to prom with you.
40. This Pokemon lives under your bed.
That's cute. :3
41. This Pokemon smokes in your driveway when you're not home.
42. This Pokemon got into your internet connection and used your wifi.
Sage, by B/W Pokemon, why you do dis?
43. This Pokemon is your best friend's REAL best friend.
44. This Pokemon sings Red Solo Cup to you as a lullaby.
45. This Pokemon toilet papered you while you were away.
You must've egged my house too then.
46. This Pokemon wants to be you.
47. This Pokemon really likes you and thinks the world of you but his/her mother is forcing them to marry some idiot.
This couldn't be any Idonteven--
48. This Pokemon knows your credit card number. (if you don't have a credit card just pretend you do)
49. This Pokemon killed itself when you left it.
The red eyes... NUUUUUUUUUU!!!
50. This Pokemon wants you to tag 4 people.
....This is the worst choice ever for me because XavierTheTotodile was thinking about suicide..... o-o.... ;-; I think he already did it too........... ;_____________________________________________________;
That was easy.
XD ...but... ;-;
I'm done filling this out now.